How to create the most complicated Romantic relationship possible.
Start with two people tangled into very old relationshisp. This should be interesting watching them gently extract themselves.
Let them get to know one another, free and liberated, as maiden and stag.
Once they are in a relationship, locate them in different cities so as to have them navigate the complexities of a long distance relationship.
Let them communicate with one another, through all means – mind, heart and cock – as crone and sage.
Give them both children, so once they have worked out how to interact with one another as maiden and stag; as crone and sage; there’s a new level to explore: mother and father.
Have them unfurl each other gradually. With sensitivity and loving trust. Open minds and hearts.
And see what happens.