Recruit: Sir, if I were to call you a cunt, sir, I would be in trouble wouldn’t I sir?
Sergeant: (shocked) bloody hell yes Private, you most certainly would! (Grumbling)
Recruit: But what if I just thought it sir? I can’t really be reprimanded for my thoughts sir. Can i sir?
Sergeant: (hesitates) well… No, I suppose not… (Confused)
Recruit: oh good, sir. Well in which case I “think” you are a cunt, sir. Good night.