Without prompting, my kids have decided to create inventions for me to protect.
Well, I admit they think that for a job i make the inventions (like prototypes) which I is probably slightly more interesting to a 5 year old than what I actually do.
This first invention (inventor, Jamie) is a helmet that shoots sauce, and allows you to time travel.
The two earmuffs are to read to your brain signals so you can experience the travel of time without ever actually having to shift corporeally.
Apparently the sauce is superfluous.