A problem with dividing the pool into swimming lanes: slow, medium and fast is that everyone thinks they are “slow”.
But if you have overtaken two other swimmers along one 50m stretch chances are fuckwit you are in the wrong lane. I gently pointed out maybe he should move one to the left but this seemed to be my problem.
Instead I moved to the medium speed lane and left him to terrorise the flip floppers. Lane rage messed with my zen man.